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News: Cops - Wallet left in old jeans as new ones stolen

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Stupidity never gets a break. Enjoy!

Later -

Tater Scot

I seem to have left my ID in my other pants. At the crime scene

Cops: Man leaves wallet in old jeans at Walmart as he steals new pair

The Associated Press 

GALLATIN, Tenn. — Police said the evidence that led them to a theft suspect was right behind him.

Officers said 20-year-old Dustin Matthew Marshall tried on a new pair of jeans at a Walmart and left without paying for them. WSMV-TV reported employees found Marshall's old jeans in a dressing room — his wallet still in them, his driver license inside it.

Police caught up with Marshall and 19-year-old Lindsey Samantha Scholl on Saturday night after a couple fled a Longhorn Steakhouse without paying their bill.

A search of their home turned up evidence of auto burglaries and an apartment break-in, police said.

Marshall and Scholl were booked into the Sumner County Jail on burglary, three counts of theft from a motor vehicle, two counts of theft under $500 and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Court officials said Tuesday that neither has an attorney.

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