Thursday, May 26, 2011

News: Compressed Air Makes Trucker A Human Balloon

And you thought this kind of stuff only happens in the movies! Enjoy!

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Compressed Air Makes Trucker A Human Balloon

New Zealand Man Falls Onto Air Hose, Forcing Air Into His Body

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A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch, The Associated Press reported.

Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.

He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body, according to the AP.

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"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

McCormack, 48, was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in his body, but had not entered his bloodstream, according to the AP.

McCormack said his skin felt "like a pork roast" -- crackling on the outside but soft underneath... Full Article

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

News: U.S. won't pay for Ferrari wrecked by FBI agent

"FBI recovers stolen rare Ferrari F50, kept it for an 'ongoing investigation' then took it for a "short ride" and wrecked it. Now they refuse to pay for damages. Ta Da [Obvious]" - Fark.com  Enjoy!

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U.S. won't pay for Ferrari wrecked by FBI agent

By ED WHITE

Associated Press

An FBI agent assigned to move a rare Ferrari wrecked it during a short drive in Kentucky, and its owner is now suing the U.S. Justice Department, which has refused to pay $750,000 for the car.

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DETROIT —

An FBI agent assigned to move a rare Ferrari wrecked it during a short drive in Kentucky, and its owner is now suing the U.S. Justice Department, which has refused to pay $750,000 for the car.

The Justice Department recently responded to the lawsuit by saying it's not liable for certain goods when they're in the hands of law enforcement. The government also has refused to release most documents related to the crash.

The Ferrari F50 was stolen in 2003 from a dealer in Rosemont, Pa., and discovered five years later. The FBI kept it in Lexington, Ky., as part of an ongoing criminal investigation.

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FBI agent Fred Kingston was to move the Ferrari from a garage in May 2009. Assistant U.S. Attorney J. Hamilton Thompson said Kingston invited him on a "short ride."

"Just a few seconds after we left the parking lot, we went around a curve and the rear of the car began sliding," Thompson said in an email released to Motors Insurance Co., the dealer's insurer.

"The agent tried to regain control but the car fishtailed and slid sideways up onto the curb. The vehicle came to rest against a row of bushes and a small tree," Thompson said... Full Article

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

News: Long lines form after $1.10-a-gallon LA gas goof

I'm thinking the attendant won't be making employee-of-the-month for May! Enjoy!


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Long lines form after $1.10-a-gallon LA gas goof

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(LOS ANGELES) -- Word spread quickly about a Los Angeles gas station selling premium unleaded for $1.10-a-gallon, but it wasn't a promotion. The owner says the too-good-to-be-true price was a computer glitch that cost him $21,000.

Long lines snaked from the pumps at the Valero station in Wilmington on Sunday. Police were even called to control traffic.

The Torrance Daily Breeze reports that within four hours, about 7,000 gallons of premium were pumped at the discounted rate.

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Station owner Kenny Nguyen says the attendant on duty was busy staffing the convenience store and register.

He says a price change didn't take, so the system defaulted to the $1.10 price -- a cut of more than $3 a gallon.

Nguyen hopes motorists who got the break come back and pay the real price... Full Article

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Monday, May 16, 2011

News: Ohio Schoolboys' Suspension For Farting On Bus

I am surprised that these kids weren’t arrested, as terrorists, for releasing the dangerous chemical, Methane, on a public transportation vehicle. Way to over-react there, Ohio! Enjoy!

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Ohio Schoolboys' Suspension For Farting On Bus 

By Steven Hoffer

Huffington Post 

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Child discipline expert Dr. Michele Borba says that an Ohio middle school's decision to suspend 13-year-old Anthony Nichols for farting on the school bus reeks of poor judgment.

A week after two seventh-graders were kicked off their school bus and punished for alleged flatulence, child discipline experts say the incident still stinks to high hell.

In case you're just getting wind of this story, 13-year-old Anthony Nichols and a classmate faced a one-day suspension from Canal Winchester Middle School in Ohio last Friday after their bus driver reported the boys for passing gas on the bus.

Nichols' father, James, didn't deny the boy was a "repeat offender" when it comes to passing gas, sometimes to make the sort of joke that boys of that age will make. But he's fuming that school officials have described the impolite act as an "obscene gesture," as if he and his friend had "flipped someone off."

Now the tale of flatulence and punishment, first reported by the Columbus Dispatch, is making more than a little squeak, garnering national attention from CBS News, Gawker and the New York Daily News, even scoring a retweet from Sports Illustrated's Peter King, who let his 550,000 Twitter followers know, "I have no comment."

According to James Nichols, his son actually turned himself in, thinking that honesty would exempt him from punishment.

"Where is the logic?" he asked AOL Weird News. "I guess it is, 'Don't create disturbances on the bus,' but we go back again and whose fault was it that there was commotion? The person who farted or the people who reacted to it?"

Parenting and disciplinary experts tend to agree.

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Dr. Michele Borba, a leading parenting educator and author who has appeared on NBC's "Today" show, said that the school district calling the incident an "obscene gesture" is going over the top.

"Obscene would be egregiously disrespectful, something that would offend every other child," Borba said. "Obscene would be something that would offend any other child's character and well-being. Is this obscene? No ... I can't imagine any other child on that bus that hasn't been exposed to this or done it himself."

Of course, safety is always the priority on the school bus -- and these boys were causing a ruckus -- but Borba said that there are much better discipline options the school could have chosen.

"Passing gas, burping, armpit farts, I don't care what they're doing. You separate them -- one in the back and one at the front," she said.

Another child discipline expert, Dr. Marvin Marshall, said the school certainly has the authority to punish a child for his actions on the school bus, but that doesn't mean school officials made the right call.

"The person who did the suspending should be suspended themself," Marshall said. "It is absolutely ridiculous to do this."

An official with the Canal Winchester School District said the school system... Full Article

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Thursday, May 12, 2011

News: Obama SEAL doll marks bin Laden killing

Just in time for Father's Day! Enjoy!

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Obama SEAL doll marks bin Laden killing

By LeAnne Gendreau
NBCConnecticut.com

Company's action figure features muscular president with assault rifle
 

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Hero Builders released the Obama SEAL Team 6 action figure — a muscular President in fatigues armed with an M1-A4 — Wednesday morning.


Navy SEALs have become national heroes since news broke that they took down Osama bin Laden, so it’s fitting that the newest action figure from a Connecticut company is a fierce-looking President Barack Obama as a SEAL.
The minute Obama said late on the night of May 1 that the U.S. had found and killed bin Laden, Emil Vicale knew which his action figure company’s would make next — Rambama.

On Wednesday morning, Hero Builders released the Obama SEAL Team 6 action figure — a muscular President in fatigues armed with an M1-A4.

Vicale, who owns the custom action figure company in Oxford, said the speech was a pivotal moment in the Obama presidency.

It was also a parallel to the speech that inspired the company in the first place almost 10 years earlier.

On Sept. 14, 2001, Vicale listened to then-President George Bush’s bullhorn speech from Ground Zero and was inspired to create Hero Builders... Full Article

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Friday, May 6, 2011

Herbal Magick: Basil

For those who are interested in Herbal Magick. Not only does Basil freshen your breath and is a great culinary herb, but did you know that it can also reveal the fidelity of your lover? Enjoy! 

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Basil
By Patti Wigington

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Fresh basil leaves were chewed by the Greeks to naturally freshen the breath.
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Basil is known far and wide as a culinary herb, but it also contains some interesting magical properties. In Mediterranean countries, it is strewn on floors to purify a home. It also can bring luck to people moving into a new residence - a gift of a potted basil plant guarantees good fortune. Maud Grieve's Modern Herbal says that the name "basil" may come from the Greek basileus, a king, because 'the smell thereof is so excellent that it is fit for a king's house.' Basil plants are also said to attract scorpions, and in some cultures it was believed that smelling the plant would cause a scorpion to grow in the brain.

In some countries, however, basil is considered something that real men don't eat -- why? Because it's associated with teas that are used to provide relief from painful menstrual periods.

Magically, basil can be used in love magic and in love divination. Scott Cunningham says in his Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs that two basil leaves placed on a live coal will give you an indicator about the state of your relationship: if they burn to ash quickly, the marriage will be harmonious, but if they crackle and hiss, your marriage will be disruptive.

Basil can also be used to guarantee fidelity -- or detect the lack of it. If you suspect your lover has been stepping out, place a fresh basil leave on their hand. If it wilts right away, chances are good they've been spreading the love around. To keep your spouse or partner faithful, sprinkle powdered basil in the bed while they sleep -- especially around the heart -- and they will remain true to you... Full Article

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News: 5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence

For those of you who suffer, like me, from High Intelligence Syndrome! Enjoy!

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5 Unexpected Downsides of High Intelligence

By Eddie Rodriguez

You know that phrase, "Ignorance is bliss"? There's a reason it's stuck around all these years. Because having the upper hand in intelligence might give you an advantage in some areas, like crossword puzzle solving and quantum physics-ing, but it also might just screw up your life forever.


For instance, if you're smart ...


#5. You're Probably a Night Owl -- And That's a Bad Thing

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Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. That's right -- the more intelligent are also much more likely to be night owls. Which isn't such a surprise when you consider that intelligent people are infamous for burning the midnight oil to cram for tests, write papers, touch up those earnings reports, etc... Full Article

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Tarot: Selecting a Significator

For those who are interested in Tarot. Barbara Moore gives a great lesson on the Significator. Enjoy! 

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Selecting a Significator
by Barbara Moore
Llewellyn Unbound

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What is a Significator?
A significator is a card that is used in a tarot spread to represent the querent (the person asking the question).  Not all readers use significators. Some don’t use them at all. Some use them only with certain spreads. Some use them in every reading. I suggest trying various methods to see what, if any, work for you. Also, try new methods (or revisit previously discarded methods) every year or so. You never know when something that didn’t work in the past will work in the present. This is one way I keep my reading practice fresh.


How do you select a Significator?
There are so many ways! Here are a few traditional methods. Next time, I’ll share a few modern methods, as well as ways to use significators in your readings.

1. Major Arcana Significator
This one is simple: use the Magician for a male querent and the High Priestess for a female querent.

The downside of this method is that it takes the card selected out of play. A solution? Use a Magician or High Priestess from another deck.

2. Physical Realm Significators
These methods rely on a querent’s physical appearance or birthdate to determine a significator. These are traditional methods and not ones that I favor for various reasons.

To use age as a method, use the list below to select the appropriate card court rank, then select that rank from the suit that most matches the querent’s personality:... Full Article

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News: Man runs out of gas, buys lottery ticket - wins!

Just when you think your luck has run out! Enjoy!

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Man runs out of gas, buys lottery ticket — wins!
$200,000 winner in scratch-off contest in South Carolina

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ABBEVILLE, S.C.  — An Abbeville man is the newest lottery winner in the Upstate.

Lottery officials said the man was on his way to get a haircut, when he ran out of gas.

They said he ended up walking the rest of the way into town and on his way bought a lottery ticket.

The scratch-off ticket ended up being a winner, and the man won $200,000.
Lottery officials said the man bought the ticket at Rosenberg’s Spirits, which won $2,000 for selling the winning ticket.

The man told lottery officials the Cash Blowout winnings will make a great down payment on a farm.

Two top prizes of $200,000 remain in the Cash Blowout game. Odds of winning the top prize are 1 in 440,000.

Approximately 97 cents of every dollar spent by players on the South Carolina Education Lottery is returned to the state in the form of funding for education, prizes, retailer commissions and payment to contractors for goods and services... Full Article

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

President Bush Reacts to Osama Bin Laden's Death with Will Ferrell

Well he's been keeping "out of the public eye"! Enjoy!

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President Bush Reacts to Osama Bin Laden's Death with Will Ferrell

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Barack Obama sent Navy Seal Team 6 to take out Osama Bin Laden in Abbottabad and made a statement confirming it on Sunday night. Former President George W. Bush finally responds to who and what has been terrorizing him for years.

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Monday, May 2, 2011

Paganism: Are you out of the broom closet?

For those who are interested in Paganism. Today is the first ever International Pagan Coming Out Day. Let's celebrate together! Enjoy! 

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Are you out of the broom closet?
by Elysia
Llewellyn Unbound

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Today, May 2, 2011, is the first ever International Pagan Coming Out Day. Organizers say that they are “working to achieve greater acceptance and equity for Pagans at home, at work, and in every community” by encouraging those who are able and ready to come out of the “broom closet” to do so. They feel that we can reduce stigma by putting a human face on Paganism, provide a voice for those Pagans who cannot yet come out, and basically open a dialog with the mainstream. I don’t know how much national media attention this day will garner since the news of Osama bin Laden’s killing was just announced last night, but it’s an interesting endeavor nonetheless and something that will at least get us Pagans entering into dialog with one another about this issue.

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There are myriad opinions on whether we should come out or not, and even as to whether we should appropriate the GLBT language of “coming out” for something that is fundamentally different… and yet, not so different. Some make the argument that coming out as a witch is more dangerous to parents than coming out as GLBT, because of custody issues. Others say that it is hard to live in a society where the mainstream automatically assumes you are like them – whether that means straight or Christian. And that if we speak up when we can, we can avoid more senseless bullying in the future. Furthermore, it appears the reason it is “easier” to be GLBT these days than 20 years ago (in terms of employment, child custody, etc.) is precisely because they took the issue head-on and brought it out into the light for people to discuss. And yet they still face great challenges for equality in the US and elsewhere... Full Article

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News: NYC couple who split house with wall get divorce

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NYC couple who split house with wall get divorce

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(NEW YORK) -- A feuding New York City couple who built a wall through the house that neither one would give up has finally been granted a divorce.

Simon and Chana Taub had been living in their brownstone separated by the wall that a judge ordered built since both Taubs refused to move.

New York state doesn't allow the speedy dissolution of a marriage without proof that one spouse is at fault, and neither of the Taubs would admit to fault.

The couple filed for divorce in 2005, but a jury rejected it.

The judge on Wednesday... Full Article

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