Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Spell: Personal Protection

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Spell: Personal Protection

A simple and easy spell from www.erealspells.com for personal protection. Enjoy! 

Peace & Love 

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Cast Rating: Easy
Time Period: Anytime
Items: None
Herbs: None

Cast your Magick circle

Speak the words…

"By the dragons light,
on this (month) night,
I call to thee to give me your might,
by the power of three,
I conjure thee,
to protect all that,
surrounds me,
so mote it be,
so mote it be!

Close your Magick circle

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Monday, June 6, 2011

News: Chinese boy sold his kidney for an iPad 2

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News: Chinese boy sold his kidney for an iPad 2

Anyone know if Steve Jobs just get a brand new kidney?? Enjoy!

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Chinese boy sold his kidney for an iPad 2
by Will Brinson

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You know that tattoo you got at spring break ’95 that your ladyfriend makes fun of every morning when you get up shirtless and sees a now-fat picture of Vanilla Ice?

Yeah, that’s one of those things you wish you could go back in time and undo. So you probably know how the Chinese boy who sold his kidney for an iPad last week feels.


Except he probably feels way worse — although less hungover — following his idiotic idea.


According to the Global Times, a young man named Zheng REALLY wanted an iPad. The only problem was, he couldn’t afford it. He claims that “a broker contacted [him] on the Internet” and said that he could swap him one of his kidneys for 20,000 yuan.

Before you get all excited, that’s only $3,484.45.

Naturally, the story was discovered exactly as you’d expect: he was playing with the iPad 2 and his mom was curious where he got the money to buy one.

So he told her and she called the cops and, perhaps least shocking of all, the hospital that took the kidney out wasn’t licensed to perform kidney transplants.

And, more than likely, wasn’t actually a hospital.

But that’s not the point. Well, it kind of is, since the point is actually that if anyone ever tries to pay you less than at least five thousand bucks for a kidney, you should tell them to get bent.

Also, perhaps a better lesson: don’t sell organs for Apple products...

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

News: Compressed Air Makes Trucker A Human Balloon

And you thought this kind of stuff only happens in the movies! Enjoy!

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Compressed Air Makes Trucker A Human Balloon

New Zealand Man Falls Onto Air Hose, Forcing Air Into His Body

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A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch, The Associated Press reported.

Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.

He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body, according to the AP.

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"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

McCormack, 48, was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in his body, but had not entered his bloodstream, according to the AP.

McCormack said his skin felt "like a pork roast" -- crackling on the outside but soft underneath... Full Article

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

News: U.S. won't pay for Ferrari wrecked by FBI agent

"FBI recovers stolen rare Ferrari F50, kept it for an 'ongoing investigation' then took it for a "short ride" and wrecked it. Now they refuse to pay for damages. Ta Da [Obvious]" - Fark.com  Enjoy!

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U.S. won't pay for Ferrari wrecked by FBI agent

By ED WHITE

Associated Press

An FBI agent assigned to move a rare Ferrari wrecked it during a short drive in Kentucky, and its owner is now suing the U.S. Justice Department, which has refused to pay $750,000 for the car.

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DETROIT —

An FBI agent assigned to move a rare Ferrari wrecked it during a short drive in Kentucky, and its owner is now suing the U.S. Justice Department, which has refused to pay $750,000 for the car.

The Justice Department recently responded to the lawsuit by saying it's not liable for certain goods when they're in the hands of law enforcement. The government also has refused to release most documents related to the crash.

The Ferrari F50 was stolen in 2003 from a dealer in Rosemont, Pa., and discovered five years later. The FBI kept it in Lexington, Ky., as part of an ongoing criminal investigation.

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FBI agent Fred Kingston was to move the Ferrari from a garage in May 2009. Assistant U.S. Attorney J. Hamilton Thompson said Kingston invited him on a "short ride."

"Just a few seconds after we left the parking lot, we went around a curve and the rear of the car began sliding," Thompson said in an email released to Motors Insurance Co., the dealer's insurer.

"The agent tried to regain control but the car fishtailed and slid sideways up onto the curb. The vehicle came to rest against a row of bushes and a small tree," Thompson said... Full Article

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

News: Long lines form after $1.10-a-gallon LA gas goof

I'm thinking the attendant won't be making employee-of-the-month for May! Enjoy!


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Long lines form after $1.10-a-gallon LA gas goof

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(LOS ANGELES) -- Word spread quickly about a Los Angeles gas station selling premium unleaded for $1.10-a-gallon, but it wasn't a promotion. The owner says the too-good-to-be-true price was a computer glitch that cost him $21,000.

Long lines snaked from the pumps at the Valero station in Wilmington on Sunday. Police were even called to control traffic.

The Torrance Daily Breeze reports that within four hours, about 7,000 gallons of premium were pumped at the discounted rate.

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Station owner Kenny Nguyen says the attendant on duty was busy staffing the convenience store and register.

He says a price change didn't take, so the system defaulted to the $1.10 price -- a cut of more than $3 a gallon.

Nguyen hopes motorists who got the break come back and pay the real price... Full Article

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Monday, May 16, 2011

News: Ohio Schoolboys' Suspension For Farting On Bus

I am surprised that these kids weren’t arrested, as terrorists, for releasing the dangerous chemical, Methane, on a public transportation vehicle. Way to over-react there, Ohio! Enjoy!

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Ohio Schoolboys' Suspension For Farting On Bus 

By Steven Hoffer

Huffington Post 

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Child discipline expert Dr. Michele Borba says that an Ohio middle school's decision to suspend 13-year-old Anthony Nichols for farting on the school bus reeks of poor judgment.

A week after two seventh-graders were kicked off their school bus and punished for alleged flatulence, child discipline experts say the incident still stinks to high hell.

In case you're just getting wind of this story, 13-year-old Anthony Nichols and a classmate faced a one-day suspension from Canal Winchester Middle School in Ohio last Friday after their bus driver reported the boys for passing gas on the bus.

Nichols' father, James, didn't deny the boy was a "repeat offender" when it comes to passing gas, sometimes to make the sort of joke that boys of that age will make. But he's fuming that school officials have described the impolite act as an "obscene gesture," as if he and his friend had "flipped someone off."

Now the tale of flatulence and punishment, first reported by the Columbus Dispatch, is making more than a little squeak, garnering national attention from CBS News, Gawker and the New York Daily News, even scoring a retweet from Sports Illustrated's Peter King, who let his 550,000 Twitter followers know, "I have no comment."

According to James Nichols, his son actually turned himself in, thinking that honesty would exempt him from punishment.

"Where is the logic?" he asked AOL Weird News. "I guess it is, 'Don't create disturbances on the bus,' but we go back again and whose fault was it that there was commotion? The person who farted or the people who reacted to it?"

Parenting and disciplinary experts tend to agree.

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Dr. Michele Borba, a leading parenting educator and author who has appeared on NBC's "Today" show, said that the school district calling the incident an "obscene gesture" is going over the top.

"Obscene would be egregiously disrespectful, something that would offend every other child," Borba said. "Obscene would be something that would offend any other child's character and well-being. Is this obscene? No ... I can't imagine any other child on that bus that hasn't been exposed to this or done it himself."

Of course, safety is always the priority on the school bus -- and these boys were causing a ruckus -- but Borba said that there are much better discipline options the school could have chosen.

"Passing gas, burping, armpit farts, I don't care what they're doing. You separate them -- one in the back and one at the front," she said.

Another child discipline expert, Dr. Marvin Marshall, said the school certainly has the authority to punish a child for his actions on the school bus, but that doesn't mean school officials made the right call.

"The person who did the suspending should be suspended themself," Marshall said. "It is absolutely ridiculous to do this."

An official with the Canal Winchester School District said the school system... Full Article

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Thursday, May 12, 2011

News: Obama SEAL doll marks bin Laden killing

Just in time for Father's Day! Enjoy!

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Obama SEAL doll marks bin Laden killing

By LeAnne Gendreau
NBCConnecticut.com

Company's action figure features muscular president with assault rifle
 

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Hero Builders released the Obama SEAL Team 6 action figure — a muscular President in fatigues armed with an M1-A4 — Wednesday morning.


Navy SEALs have become national heroes since news broke that they took down Osama bin Laden, so it’s fitting that the newest action figure from a Connecticut company is a fierce-looking President Barack Obama as a SEAL.
The minute Obama said late on the night of May 1 that the U.S. had found and killed bin Laden, Emil Vicale knew which his action figure company’s would make next — Rambama.

On Wednesday morning, Hero Builders released the Obama SEAL Team 6 action figure — a muscular President in fatigues armed with an M1-A4.

Vicale, who owns the custom action figure company in Oxford, said the speech was a pivotal moment in the Obama presidency.

It was also a parallel to the speech that inspired the company in the first place almost 10 years earlier.

On Sept. 14, 2001, Vicale listened to then-President George Bush’s bullhorn speech from Ground Zero and was inspired to create Hero Builders... Full Article

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