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Sunday, January 23, 2011
Magick: The Key to Realizing Any Dream
News: Crocodile swallows mobile phone
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This story brings crocodile tears to my eyes! ! Enjoy!
Crocodile swallows mobile phone
The crocodile in "Peter Pan" happily went "tick-tock" after swallowing an alarm clock but a crocodile in Ukraine has been a little less fortunate after swallowing in a mobile phone.
Aquarium workers initially did not believe Rimma Golovk when she complained that the crocodile had swallowed her phone.
"But then the phone started ringing and the sound was coming from inside our Gena's stomach and we understood she wasn't lying," said Alexandra, an employee who declined to give her last name said.
Miss Golovko admits the accident was her fault. She stretched out her arm to snap a photo of Gena opening his mouth and dropped her Nokia phone into the water.
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The mishap has caused bigger problems for the crocodile, which has not eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and in pain.
"The animal is not feeling well," said Alexandra. "His behaviour has changed, he moves very little and swims much less than he used to."
Doctors tried to whet the crocodile's appetite this week by feeding him live quail rather than the pork or beef he usually gets once a week. The quail were injected with vitamins and a laxative, but while Gena smothered one bird, he did not eat it.
He also refuses to play with three fellow African crocodiles, despite being the leader in the group. Crocodiles can live up to 100 years.
"He is the biggest and the oldest, perhaps he went for the phone to protect his group," Alexandra said.
Oleksandr Shushlenko, Dnipropetrovsk chief veterinarian, said the crocodile will be taken for an X-ray next week if he continues to refuse food.
Surgically removing the phone would be a measure of last resort, he said, since incisions and stitches usually take at least three weeks to heal in reptiles and the procedure is dangerous for the animal and the vets.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
News: What's in That Tub of Cool Whip?
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Something you ought to know before you put that 2nd spoonful on your dessert ! Enjoy!
What's in That Tub of Cool Whip?
Astrology: Jupiter Aries - "Look Alive!"
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Peace & Love -
Friday, January 21, 2011
Paganism: Imbolc Incense
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By Patti Wigington, About.com Guide
Many of us use incense as part of a sacred ceremony. In fact, recently scientists got on board the incense bandwagon and agreed that there are indeed physiological benefits to using it. For thousands of years, we've been burning dried plants and berries in our homes or outside, as part of ritual. When Imbolc rolls around, we've been cooped up in the house for a couple of months, and although we know spring is around the corner, it's not quite close enough for us to get out and enjoy just yet. Make up a batch of Imbolc incense that combines the scents of the season with the anticipation of the warmer weather to come.
News: That's not what we mean by 'police escort'
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Apparently some people need Breathalyzers for their phones. Enjoy!
That's not what we mean by 'police escort'
N.C. man calls 911 to request prostitute, arrest report shows
LEXINGTON, N.C. — A 42-year-old man has been arrested and charged with calling 911 to request a hooker, according to an arrest report obtained by the Lexington Dispatch.
After an officer warned Felts about misusing the system, he made two more calls, the newspaper reported.
On the third, “Felts called on 911 again for a non-emergency domestic escort,” the Dispatch reported.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
News: Cat ordered to do jury service
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It's true! Cats can spot the guilty but unfortunately, they can easily be bought off with a can of tuna. Enjoy!
Cat ordered to do jury service
A cat has been summoned to do jury service, even after his owners told the court he was "unable to speak and understand English".
Mrs Esposito had included a letter from her vet confirming that the cat was "a domestic short-haired neutered feline".
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"Sal is a member of the family so I listed him on the last Census form under pets but there has clearly been a mix-up."